my life consists of me trying to be funny with no one laughing
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
some girls in the locker room were discussing how one in ten people are supposed to be LGB etc and ones like “omg then there must be a lesbian here then” and like 5 people looked at me