#Hugh Laurie for God
he kinda looks like he’s in the ‘i write sins not tragedies’ video
I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka
your honor, the defense objects to the prosecution’s face. no, no, not their case- their face. they are a total prosecutie and i must demand they put their hands where i can hold them.
a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr postWhich is now back on tumblr
THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST
Dont be afraid to confess how utterly in love w/ me you are its okay
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
2014 is gonna be tough because it’s hard to change a 3 to a 4